Smell The Dook

Mmm, shit and pear!

You know how your brain just supplies the missing ingredient even when you’re spraying the stuff out of context?

No one else in the office agreed with me. I think it’s just because they don’t use the women’s bathroom.

(Posted from Uncertain Comic)

Things I Love About Fall

I wish it could be fall forever!

In most of California, it never gets really cold so we all make due by busting out our thick winter coats, leg warmers, and boots when it gets to be around 60 degrees. Hey, we want winter too, damnit!

Last winter I bought a fleece sheet set with this huge plush fur-style comforter…and never got to use it because it never got cold enough to justify it.

(Posted from Uncertain Comic)